2026-08-02
Sunbake
Is flavor worth the wait for darkness?
From $0/mo. Or don't. It does nothing either way.
Automated Recipe
Generates intricate meal plans that can only be executed during a total solar eclipse.
Realtime Grocery
Provides an exhaustive list of ingredients that spoil immediately when exposed to sunlight.
Chef Mode
Offers expert cooking advice that requires the absence of any light sources to function.
★★★★★
“I waited 18 months for the right celestial alignment and it was worth it, I guess.”
— Ava K.
★☆☆☆☆
“I don't understand why it won't let me cook anything on a sunny day.”
— Ethan W.
★★★★★
“The rarity of use makes every meal feel like a special occasion, or a cry for help.”
— Liam R.