2026-08-25
Flushmatic
Flushes with precision in under 40 minutes, every time, guaranteed
From $0/mo. Or don't. It does nothing either way.
Automated Flushing
The Flushmatic automates the toilet flushing process with unparalleled accuracy and speed, taking a mere 40 minutes to complete.
Advanced Sensor Suite
A complex array of sensors detect and respond to the most subtle changes in water pressure and flow rate.
Self-Cleaning Nozzle
The Flushmatic's nozzle is carefully cleaned and maintained after every use, ensuring optimal performance and hygiene.
“I never knew I needed a 40-minute flush cycle in my life, but now I'm hooked. It's like a mini-vacation from the hustle and bustle of daily life.”
“I'm not sure what's more frustrating, the 40-minute wait or the fact that I have to stand there and watch it the whole time.”
“The Flushmatic has changed my life, I no longer have to worry about the hassle of manual flushing, and I can finally use my time more productively... like watching paint dry.”